How would you react if a fat lazy cow screamed at you because she did not have a pen?

I was not giving her mine..oh no.
I figure if you know you will have to do paperwork, bring a pen.

Chosen Answer:

I would probably share my pen, I don’t like yellers – fat and lazy or skinny and energetic, to me they suck.
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on: 21st January 10

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11 Responses to “How would you react if a fat lazy cow screamed at you because she did not have a pen?”

  1. Purple Rose says:

    I think it would be very odd if a cow screamed at anything. And why would a cow want a pen? It’s tough to hold, even with cloven hooves. Perhaps you should have your hearing checked, or your vision; you seem to be confusing bovines with your mother.

  2. ♥InuYashaGirl♥ says:

    Sounds like my ex-teacher. SOMEBODY GET HER A PEN!

  3. Tom says:

    I WOULD GIVE HER A DAMN PEN

  4. jorden says:

    throw a pen at her and leave

  5. Southern At Heart says:

    Somebody needs midol…

  6. livn4themin says:

    I would probably share my pen, I don’t like yellers – fat and lazy or skinny and energetic, to me they suck.

  7. Loosewoman69 says:

    You shouldn’t talk about your mother that way.

  8. Screaming Minnie says:

    have you not looked in the mirror? no one is “perfect”-and yes I have had pens taken at work also, but i still share with my team mates

  9. Alien says:

    I did not know cows could write. They are quite good spellers though but one must speak bovine to know that fact.

  10. Bunny Boiler says:

    I always carry a pen, if not two. I love pens and I am always writing… I hate when people demand things and are rude about it. I wish I could punch them in the face but that is not always possible…especially not at work!

  11. Dr. Teddy™ ♥'s Naughty Nurse says:

    I like screamers….

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